That’d be this girl, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, HERE. Seriously, where did I go wrong? How in the hell can someone be SUCH a HUGE procrastinator? Last minute yesterday I decided I would take off today as well as tomorrow. I had already planned for tomorrow to be out of the office, but today was last minute. Why? Because I suck. That’s why! I suck at the ability to plan my life accordingly and stick to what I have to do. Instead I do things like sleep in, stay up late, run errands, surf the net, tweet, check blog, chat with friends, you know… especially when your bedroom looks it just got ransacked and your closet rod is broken so all the clothes tumbled down and …yeah. Want me to show you what I NEED to have done before early tomorrow afternoon?
Here, I’ll tell you… I’d show you, but even I’m too embarrassed at this place.
First off though, it all started when we decided to get a new bed… and move the old bed upstairs and buy carpet for upstairs and set up new things for the spare bedroom and spend far too much money at ikea to bring home things that I likely didn’t need… and then add to that a dog that is near death with allergies – not really near death, but the poor thing feels like hell… and he’s a german shepherd and they have lots of hair, and he has allergies, remember? You know what we as humans do when we itch, right? We itch it. Except, the problem here is the dogs have hair, and when they itch… well, yes. My house may or may not look like an ape was just shaved and then someone brought a fan through and sent the hair in every which direction. Eww, that’s kind of gross sounding isn’t it? I’m taking him in tomorrow morning to get all prettied up and combed and groomed and hopefully that will help his allergies too. The poor dog is going to be O.D’d on benadryl pretty soon if his allergies don’t settle down.
Anyways, where were we… my list of things to do. Oh dear God. Hold me.
*Edited 8/27 at 10:00pm - crossed off items I got completed today in purple! Stuff still needed to do is in blue.
*Edited 8/28 at 1:25pm - crossed off items I got completed today are in orange! Stuff still needed to do is still in blue. Things that I just said ta-hell with, they can look at my dirty windows is in green – heeheehee 
Bathroom
Toilet
Windows/Mirror
Clean out/organize closet
Wash/Fold/Put away all towels
Shower
Sink/Faucet
Floor – Vacuum/Scrub
Fix curtains – Going to buy new?
Clean off shelf thingymabob
Kitchen/Dining Room
Vacuum/Wash floor
Windows
Dishes, oh the dishes.
Clean out fridge
Clean off counters
Make garbage pile
Go through junk drawers (3)
Dust miscellaneous nicknacky crap
Take all rugs outside/shake
Clean off Duke‘s water/food stand/dishes
Put away all clean dishes right away
Dust/clean table and chairs
Organize desk
Bedroom
Clean off dresser
Dust everything/fan/curtain rods
Clean off/dust tv and tv stand
Throw away water bottles
Put away ALL clean clothes
Make a pile of goodwill clothing
Organize/hang jewelry
Wash curtains
Make bed w/ all pillows
Vacuum/lay out rugs
Windows
Living Room
Vacuum/lay out rugs
Vacuum furniture
Dust all furniture/tables
Windows
Curtains
Move nightstand upstairs
Upstairs/Spare Room
Vacuum Steps
Put in new light on ceiling
Fix carpet on steps
Wash new bedding for new bed
Set up lamp
Wash windows
Make new bed
Outside/Miscellaneous
Mow the lawn
Water flowers
Get dog groomed
Get myself groomed (cut/color)
Allllllllllllllllllrighty then, looks to me like I better get my ass moving. It’s 11:00am on Thursday right now, and I have got to have ALL that shit up there done by ohhh, like 3pm tomorrow. Yeah.
So, who wants to come help me? Do you procrastinate? I don’t…nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Knowing me too, I won’t get my ass moving for another hour or two.
#fail
Oh, but once I’m done – I’ll take some pretty pictures of my new bedding for my room (LOVE!) and my new upstairs room! Squee!
Tootles… for real this time.
*Edited 8/27: Well, looks like I’ve completed a fair amount of stuff today… after all. haha, good! whew! Tomorrow’s chore… everything in the red…
*Edited 8/28 1:30pm: Holy donkies, I best get my arse moving… it’s 1;30pm – have to clean bedroom yet, that will take an hour – then it’s 2:30, then I have to shower and get ready, then it will be 3:15, and then I HAVE to be out of the house by 3:30 because I have errands to run! it’s now 1:40 and I’ve GOT to go clean this room!
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Procrastination is my middle name.
Good luck, hon. I would start with the bathroom b/c that’s usually the grossest/least desirable one to do BUT it’s also one of the smallest. So you git r dunn and then you’ll feel good that you have ONE! WHOLE! THING! DUNN!!!!!
wooodeewooooo!
Did you spend more time writing this post than you did cleaning today? Ha, and me and VDog’s mothers must think alike.. cause Procrastination is also my middle name.
YOU GO GIRL!!! You RAWKED it!!!! FUCKYEAH!~
LOL Sound like me when it comes to cleaning….and yeah, that load I managed to wash last weekend…I’ve worn it all now so I don’t have to hang it up! ha