Slackerific!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, you have got to be effing kidding me!!!!! I Just hit escape a few times – 2 maybe, and my effing post deleted. You son of a whore, UGH.

Let’s try this again…

SO! Slackerific, where were we? OH. I shamefully will NOT admit the number of times I came to this little screen that I am typing on now, typed about 2 paragraphs, had no idea where I was going with it all, and some how or another my mouse thingy some how managed to click that sweet little “Save Draft” button down there and the rest is history. I bet you since I last posted, I have likely 10 drafts right now saved. I should compile them all together and see what kind of craptastic post it makes. Probably just that, a lot of crap. The thing is though, I did have stuff to tell you about, and for the love of all things Holy, BlogHer is only 6 days away! Super excited! Gah, I totally know how you non-BH09-attendees feel because I’ve been there, done that, got the t-shirt and you were probably sick of hearing about BlogHer since last year.  I knooooooooow.  Oh! But, if you’re at home – you NOW can enjoy BlogHer At Home!  Check it out!

BlogHer aside, well kind of… but, no… well, screw it!  Unless you’ve been hiding in a hole for a little while (few days), you’ve probably read my tweets about something that I, and 3 other girls have won.  You know what I’m talking about right? 

Take a second and go over there to that pink long button in the sidebar… doooooo-it, see it?  SlimPerfect?  YEAH!  Check that out bitches, I’m a *cringe* SlimPerfect Model 2009!  Seriously, I want to crawl in a hole and curl up in the fetal position when I hear Krystle SlimPerfect Model 2009 in the same sentence or all together, because HAI! I’m skeerid.  You’re probably thinking, what the hell is she doing in a model contest?… cause, really, I am too – but I couldn’t pass it up – they looked through some of my flickr pictures, and I’m totally excited… they must have liked something about this chicky!  Anyways though, thank you to those of you who congratulated me and RT’d (retweeted for you non-twitter users) some of mine and the other winners tweets!  Thank you SO much, I cannot wait to see you (the ones going!) at BlogHer!  T-minus 6 days!

The other 3 SlimPerfect Model 2009 Winners are Ana, Lisa and Courtney and because of overwhelming abundance of pure awesomeness, Jerri Ann was awarded the first ever People’s Choice Award for SlimPerfect!!! Go congratulate them, hurry…go!

AND, because of how awesome SlimPerfect is, they have made it easier for YOU to purchase one of your very own SlimPerfect SlimDresses or any other article of clothing you find that you just have to have!  The prices are reduced right now too, but if you use the coupon code “BlogHer” at check out, you can save an ADDITIONAL 50% off your total sale!  How awesome is that?! 

Thank you so much for such an awesome opportunity girls!!  See you in SIX days!